Wednesday, December 31, 2008

hppy hump day!!!

IN CELEBRATION OF THE LATE GR8, EARTHA KITT.




RIP... "LADY ELOISE"

hppy new years eve!!!

TO ALL MY OBAMA'S:


GET UR SHOE GAME UP in the ZERO NINE,
2NITE i'll be KICKin' the following:
VIBE Magazine 15th Anniversary adidas Forum High


one of my new years resolution
is, "STEP my FLOSS game UP 2FOLD."
i suggest EVRYBODY ELSE DO THE SAME.
CUZ, stank breath ain't the bidness in 09'.

don't nobody wanna smell the last year's ham
AND chitTerling sammich all CAKED up tweenst
ur teeth. and another thing, in thIs
day an age of tooth whiter(s), the
KRAFT'S MACARONI ain't SEXY.

STEP UR GRILL GAME UP'... GOTDAMMIT!!!!!!!!

aiight,

mr. lekool





SHOUT OUT TO MY BARBER, VERNON @ CHANGING FACES (BKYN), "MY 1978 MOUSTACHE IS BANANA'S!!!"

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

the eve b4 the eve 09'

thnx for stoppin by, hllyhood.
as u may kno, i launched on my
burfday, November 10, 2008.

please take a JOURNEY BCK
in time w/me and see how much
we have grown. remember say a
prayer and always give thx!



HAPPY NEW YEARS TO YOU
AND MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS
COME TRUE IN 2009.

celebr8!!!

x,

LEKULE aka mr. lekool aka hllyhooD aka sonOFmARY aka hllyhoodr3cords





OH, in case u ain't kno: "jerzee... is home of the one-night SMASH." © cipha sounds & rosenberg*

str8 no chaser



no matter what... winehouse, never disappoints.



AMY'S live performances are LEGEND.


THS

Monday, December 29, 2008

comment of the day: TeanBean

TeanBean00 is Excerllent: she bought fake tiddies,
but failed to fill the blank spaces in her mouth... i cant

CHECK4URSELF

spotted @ [crunk + disorderly]

words4theday: lekule

"if you took the time, REWIND,
think about all the good things
that god has given u,

ur life would be so much GR8'R!"



"REWIND" by LEKULE
copyright © 2008 for SON OF MARY MUSIC




style*
studded waist band denim (sixty)
milwaukee brewer's fitted (new era)
paisLey boxers (artist own)

Saturday, December 27, 2008

comment of the day: elle

elle: I am so mad at prince’s supafly clear heel platform sneaker…
DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!! all he’s missing are the goldfish. smh

CHECK4URSELF

spotted @ bossip


NOTE2U:
the comment is from 2 days ago,
but once u see the shoes, u'll see y
prince still reigns supreme.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

sunday mornin' gratitude

hppy sunday:



always grateful,

Friday, December 19, 2008

in time like these, all u can do is call on the lord.

AYO'

IF SHE DID HAVE AN OUNCE OF DIGINITY
LEFT, THE SECURITY GUARD MADE SURE TO
YOKE IT OUT. WTF! NOTE2 U: IF U ROCKIN'
THE GEORGE JEFFERSON UNDERNEATH UR WIG,
IN THE WORDS OF SHENENEH, "YOU GOTTA BOB
AND USE UR WEAVE." CAUSE IF U DON'T, U
JUS MIGHT GET SNATCHED BALD.

ONE MORE THING, Y WAS MONIFA STILL HOLDIN'
ONTO THE LITTLE PIECES OF HAIR IN THE BACK.
FATHER, I REBUKE IT W/THE MIGHTY NAME
OF JESUS. CAUSE, I CAN'T!!!



the moment SHEVON's wig fell off, all she heard was:

come to jesus
come to jesus
come to jesus
jus now jus now
he will save u
he will save u
he will save u
jus now

Thursday, December 18, 2008

thursday nite... throw bck (HAMMER)

PUMPS AND THE BUMPS!!!
PUMPS AND THE BUMPS!!!
WE LIKE THE WOMEN WITH THE
PUMPS AND THE BUMPS!!!



stop playin... u kno hammer used to tear it down!
he owned the waterfalls back then. i'mma wear me
some drawz in my video too, and shut down the
whole-set. out of control! LOL. (awkward silence)
UH... YEA, TO BALANCE OUT THE SPEEDO WEARING ELEPHANT
IN THE ROOM, I'MMA BREAK U OFF THE WRECKX N EFFECT:





NOTE2 U: for extra comedy, read some of the youtube comments. riDAYUMdiculous!!!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

r. kelly splashed off on beyonce

dayum jay... what you gotta say about THIS?



spotted @ URB Magazine

hump day funny!!!

a massacre!a massacre!a massacre!a massacre!



AYO'

I KNOW, THIS IS AN OBVIOUS MENTAL HEALTH
ISSUE BEING EXPLOITED BY THE COPS REALITY SHOW.
HENCE, NOT A LAUGHIN MATTER. BUT NOTE2 U:
HER NAME IS "SYBIL." AND DON'T FRONT, SHE HELD
IT DOWN, "no!!! i don't do favor's!"


in the words of THE ELUSTROUS frankie,
"man down. it's a code 10 situation!"

Sunday, December 14, 2008

sunday mornin' gratitude

hppy sunday everybody:



when prayers go up, blessings come down. may all ur prayers come to reality.

blessings,

Thursday, December 11, 2008

THIS JUS IN:

...is JANET KNOCKeD UP!?!?!







ayo': let me find out, janet been rockin' yacki since the 70's.

thursday nite... throw bck

this throw bck gon br8k ur baby's mama mamas' back!!!



janet STEPPED ON SCENE and shut that ish down @ 2:55

GET IT ON!!!
GET IT ON!!!
GET IT ON!!!
GET IT ON!!!
GET IT ON!!!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

comment of the day: BlackLADYDoctor

BlackLADYDoctor: "I feel bad when marriages fail. Looks like everyone can be a victim of whoredom."

CHECK4URSELF

hump day funny!!!

the baby's face @ 0:12 secs is hilarious!

she's like, "is this ho' kiddin' me?!?!?"

well... maybe she wasn't thinkin' whor, but, u kno...



hppy humpin'!!!

Monday, December 8, 2008

words4theday: rene descartes



"it is not eoungh to have a good mind, the main thing is to use it well."

style* = kelly giraffe fitted (new era) + specs (oliver peoples) + tie:t-shirt (ringspun)




spotted @ theLEKOOLshow

Sunday, December 7, 2008

sunday mornin' gratitude

hppy sunday




"BAHF" = Clark Sisters

Friday, December 5, 2008

friday nite live... after midnite!!!



COREY by LEKULE copyright © 2005



* tie + sunglasses = burberry (no canal street)

kanye... "eat shit die"

2 ALL THE H8TR'S:



"EAT sh!t DIE!!!"

comment of the day: belurkinglongtime

belurkinglongtime: jaime looks like a child preditor
and plies looks like a 6 yr old special needs child

the dream is is heavy breaving play cousin
belurkinglongtime | 12.05.08 - 4:39 pm | #

CHECK4URSELF

Thursday, December 4, 2008

thursday nite... throw bck (lauryn hill on the double)



one day, my band and i will roll on the scene like lauryn... mtv 99'

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

nene leakes breaks her silence!

‘It’s none of your business!’

hump day funny!!!

hllyhood proudly presents, the blogespherically infamous, "scarlet takes a tumble!" if u seen it already, watch it again. i guarantee you'll experience the joy all ova.

i banged this joint so hard the first time i witnessed, i gotta be responsible for @ least 5,ooo hits. god forgive me, but, i think i started speaking in tongues when she fell.




peep scarlet's commentary:




_________________________________________________________

note to scarlet:

thnx for the laughs. more importantly, i hope you've healed from the fall.

May God bless you in all ur endeavors.


that's from my heart.









**after 5,638,335 hits, scarlet has removed the video from her YouTube channel. : (

Monday, December 1, 2008

words4theday: paul arden

you don't have to be creative, to be creative.
you don't have to be creative, to be creative.
you don't have to be creative, to be creative.
you don't have to be creative, to be creative.
you don't have to be creative, to be creative.
you don't have to be creative, to be creative.
you don't have to be creative, to be creative.